(Source: florahltea)

goddess-of-trickery:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.

I wonder what we look like to the outside world

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

moniquill:

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

TWO ST AGS WALK OUT OF A GAY BAR AFTER LAST CALL ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS W OW I CANT BELIEVE I BLEW THIRTY BUCKS INTHERE.

(Source: imjust-a-girl)

laurendxo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

 

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

(Source: katiebookqueen)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

(Source: neptunepirate)

(Source: weheartpattinson)

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

(Source: ryulongd)

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com